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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/16/2014 at 20:36 • Filed to: None

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So, I'm pulling into my driveway just now and I get out of my car. I hear a "HEY!" I turned around and there was a dude in a black Infiniti pulled over across the street. The driver asked, "Do you want to sell your car?"...

I responded, "No, this is my only car." He looked disappointed as he drove away. I'm definitely locking up my car tonight.

Michael Ballaban > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 20:38

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...well what kinda car is it?

LappingLuke > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 20:38

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What do you drive? I did this to a guy at the grocery store. I was walking out with my groceries and this guy rolls in in a late model E30 and as he got out I blurted out "you wanna sell me that car??" but he wasn't trying to get rid of it. I was bummed.

Brian Silvestro > Michael Ballaban 07/16/2014 at 20:39

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E36 bro!!

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 20:39

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Hell yeah, that sounds pretty sketchy. If you can't lock it up in a garage, try to at least find somewhere else to park it tonight if possible.

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 20:42

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I thought you had a Pinto as well?

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 20:43

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lol yup. Price to pay for awesome e36ness

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 20:55

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Well, ok.

...

Wanna trade?

MAXIMUMVRM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:02

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ha I've done this!!! No one had ever wanted to sell no matter the price. 10 years ago offered my brand new g35 coupe for a smart coupe that was legal in the USA. He laughed.

WRXforScience > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:02

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You should have had him make an offer and/or given a price 150-200% of the actual value (you can always buy another car).

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:11

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Did he look like this?

Viggen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:18

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Someone actually asked that about my Crown Vic once. A freaking beat up old Interceptor! I should have taken the offer.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 07/16/2014 at 21:19

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LOL, not quite him.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > LappingLuke 07/16/2014 at 21:19

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My E36

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 07/16/2014 at 21:19

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It doesn't have a motor in it...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > WRXforScience 07/16/2014 at 21:20

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Nah, can't sell my E36.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Michael Ballaban 07/16/2014 at 21:21

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How do you not know?

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:36

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Oh... :(

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:39

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I've had people ask about my S2k before. I just tell them sure, 50 thousand.

Michael Ballaban > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 21:43

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Sorry, I can have only one spreadsheet devoted to useful information in my life at a time.

This week, it's "shades of purple."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Michael Ballaban 07/16/2014 at 22:11

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I like purple.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MAXIMUMVRM 07/16/2014 at 23:05

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Is this something that Infiniti owners do?

Glucklich21- master of the cones > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 23:39

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The ebay is strong with this one.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Glucklich21- master of the cones 07/16/2014 at 23:42

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The originality is strong with this comment.

heliochrome85 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 23:49

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I'm down with everything except for the headlights. they really don't fit the car (in my opinion.)

ly2v8-Brian > heliochrome85 07/16/2014 at 23:56

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I don't know. I hear ya, but these lights just update the look in a nice way without too much...err flash.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2014 at 23:56

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Nice ride Duke!

heliochrome85 > ly2v8-Brian 07/17/2014 at 00:02

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even current BMWs don't have blacked out lamps. It makes it look too rice-y

ly2v8-Brian > heliochrome85 07/17/2014 at 00:04

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I don't see it. But to each their own.

awkimball > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/17/2014 at 00:52

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I like tacos.

You invited Eric? I thought Eric gave you the creeps.

Eazy-O > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/17/2014 at 08:03

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Dat Purple Stuff.